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it was really unsexy of Marx to write in German imo
He should have written Capital in Scots-English
ye huv fuck aw tae lose but yer chains pal
here wan ay they mad spectres pure hauntin fuck oot europe ânat
This is actually such a relief.
#socializing on tumblr be like
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I love that:
1. Thereâs a list.
2. Jeremy is smirking like a naughty schoolboy.
3. Even as heâs complaining Michael is still the only one tidying up.
Yâall talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but yâall talk weird so Iâm like fuckYou.
That and "adulting" . You're 32 .
Because when we meet someone who has such a visceral reaction to harmless slang we know to stay away from them because they are going to be one of those annoyingly immature people who still hasnât figured out that growing up and abandoning child like simplicity and joy is an artificial concept created to shame the masses into conformity.
no one is going to respect you anyway, you know, so you might as well sound stupid on purpose and have a little fun with it.Â
âadultingâ is a simpler term than âliving like an adultâ or âdoing adult thingsâ
âi did a thingâ is just a fun way to be like hey! i did this! and being happy and proud
how can someone hate people just having fun with stupid things?
You know what? I have feelings about this.
I have a bachelorâs degree. That means I was in school for sixteen years, and throughout those sixteen years, my grammar was impeccable. It had to be.
This? This isnât school. This isnât school, this isnât a job, this isnât even a very good social networking site. I did my time of being proper. If I want to âdo a thingâ Iâm gonna fucking do it and you canât stop me. If I want to refer to it as adulting and you donât like it the unfollow button (and block button, if your sensibilities are THAT delicate) is RIGHT THERE.
Iâm an adult. I know proper English. This isnât my job, this is where I go to relax. Grammar can get fucked while Iâm here. Get a sense of humor, ffs.
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WOKE: Containment Breach
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men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them⌠never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.Â
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldnât recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we arenât holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
iâve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasnât gotten less hysterically funny to me

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His smile at the end got me
BOOST THISÂ
His smile is definitely worth saving. Sending love to all those who are riding this wave right now :)
Hope this reaches the people who need it.
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.Â
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry itâs what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphereâŚbut left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
God I fucking love high fantasy
So thereâs this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And Iâm sitting there sweating because like⌠Iâm wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and heâs the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say âI can and will kill youâ. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, âSo. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?â
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, âYou get it.â
I said, âYep.â He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if sheâs gay. I told him he should ask her because thatâs not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (sheâs bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said âYou more than me.â because heâs attractive and popular.Â
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, âBecause Iâm tall?â
So this isnât lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-
My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said âThis would be easier with a wrenchâ
And deadass, dudebro said âHang onâ and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didnât say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because itâs a pretty good book, and he went âYes!â Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went âcool I think Iâm having oneâ
And I was like what the fuck Colin weâre in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test heâs stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like⌠smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though heâs almost a foot taller than me and yeah
Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I donât have that many) and fistbumped me and said, âYou always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?â
And honestly yâall, I wouldâve started crying if he hadnât sneezed and accidentally smacked me
If somehow the Lord gave me a second chance at that moment, I would do it all over again.
ELLIE AND JOELâS JOURNEY
Gotta do it
I donât care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

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Not a topic for debate.
What is wrong with your fucking brain?
im so glad someone made a gif set of this it was so funny so pure jeremy is a gift