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Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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Kaledo Art

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cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me iām wiggling
look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and thatās not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected
Possums are the only North American marsupial, they eat ticks and keep down cases of Lyme, and they can't carry rabies! We only have two native boa constrictors; the rubber boa and the rosy boa! Bison and the American Alligator are LITERAL MEGAFAUNA LEFT OVER FROM PREHISTORY!
When I was a teenager, I was hiking with my family on Cape Cod. I was not a willing participant to these hikes; I would've preferred to be back at our rental cabin with a book.
But my parents were birders, so hiking we did go.
And about a mile up the trail, a woman came rushing up to us, clutching her binoculars to her chest. "Come quickly," she said, with a British accent. "You have to see this!"
This is what birders are like. They are as excited about a life bird as any fan would be spotting their favorite celebrity. You have to see, you have to.
So my parents rushed off with her, and I plodded along behind them.
To find a cluster of Brits huddled in a bird blind, staring at..
A blue jay.
A goddamn blue jay.
And I was a teenager, but I knew better then to mouth off in front of my mom. So I nodded, and smiled, and bit my tongue, until an elderly man looked at me with tears in his eyes, and said, "Isn't it BEAUTIFUL?"
And I stopped. And looked at it. The way they were. As if it were new. And damned if they weren't right.
I think of that, to this day. That sometimes, you need to step back, and see the world as if it were new. Strange, and haunting, and beautiful, so beautiful.
Isn't it BEAUTIFUL?
i feel like i posted this before but for the life of me i can't find it in my archive
Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

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affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
itās okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer youāre supposed to connect to
youāre allowed to print things
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"what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard:
artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
she hugs her own foot like itās a stuffed animal iām gonna throw up
The opposite of āthe elephant in the roomā is āthe centipede in the roomā: something thatās not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about
they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time
giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

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remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me
āempty carbsā donāt you dare talk about her like that. youāre empty. how do you like that.