nerf this

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the one... dear squire

Believe.... When I say... I've got the black plague

every time she shoots me i fall deeper in love

Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

pjack punched my dog in the head and it died

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

this post is officially a decade old now

Donald Trump tossing and turning in his sleep whimpering “obamna…”

britain

Me and my gf were celebrating our 5th anniversary at a nice restaurant in LA and these two women were very loudly arguing about being vampires on the table next to us, one of them started moaning and everything, pretty horrible experience overall

[Image ID: Tweet from clare (@/ sadderLizards) reading: i'm sorry i bit you please don't return me to the shelter /End ID]

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum