night elves are the best

Blizzard character customization:

BfA in a nutshell (Via)

I saw a the inside of what I presumed to be some children’s book. There was a picture of a child standing next to a cartoon-y monster truck. The kid was asking, “How come there isn’t a picture of the Author in here?” or something like along those lines. The monster truck responded with, “I don’t know, they tried, but in place of a portrait, only a black square appeared.“ 

To defeat Lei Shen.

Alliance and Horde both fighting,

Since I don’t know when.

This land feeds off the feelings of you all,

And there’s no time to argue.

Humans, orcs, we must fight,

The mogu.

Fire of the Brew.

Once you cast Zen Flight, you are born anew.

There’s a bigger threat than either

The red side or the blue,

All of us must defeat,

The Mogu.

Anduin: I’ve been captured by the Horde,

Varian: Patience is a virtue, night elf.

Jaina: But they bombed my city, High King.

Tyrande: We should take them by the sword.

Garrosh: Steal the bell from Darnassus.

Tarzan Zhu: Your wars fought here must not be by a whim.

You must be swift as the Swirling Crane Kick,

With all the strength of a Rising Sun move,

With all the rage of Fists of Fury,

Mysterious as your Warrior of Elune.

Zandalari forces are trying,

To bring him back.

In all your might and focus, we must not lack.

You’ve battled for decades or more, but know that this is new,

We must fight and defeat,

druids as healers: modern medicine is a lie all you need is within nature  (delicately places a leaf on ur head to cure your broken leg)

shamans as healers: 

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