I don't know what I'm doing

oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

Lyonel Baratheon said this to Baelor and Maekar at least once. Baelor ignored it and Maekar being the youngest was ready to throw hands.

Lyonel Baratheon in the trailer for the finale mad as fuck is killing me, he's so jealous lmao. The day before he was like "when I surprise Ser Dunk and gallantly ride to his aid in the trial of seven he is going to be soooo thankful :)" only for Mr. Perfect Prince Baelor to swoop in and get all the credit for saving the day. Then on top of THAT the mother fucker DIES so all anyone is ever going to talk about is how brave and selfless he was and Dunk will worship his memory and wallow in guilt about his death forever, and now he'll NEVER fuck him. 😫

white boy i swear to FUCKING god..

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

Imagine you’re a kings guard and you think you’re gonna have a real quick tourney for your king because someone (finally) punched the brat and you turn around and LYONEL FUCKING BARATHEON pulls up to fight against you and so does BAELOR FUCKING TARGARYEN

These two having a competition to see who’s more flexible would have been hilarious!

#It is so fucking hard to find content about Keith Porter that's actually about him #instead of playing a game of 'who gets the most attention' between people who were murdered #Keith you deserve to be actually remembered for who you were not just used as a rhetorical tool to make a point