the unknown

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

Everything is so annoying lately me included

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

There was really no winning that one

Me when I'm a tiger pacing my zoo enclosure but it's just me going back and forth between ao3 and Tumblr and there are no more enrichment pumpkins (I've gone through all the media)

I just think some of you guys need to experience being in love with a friend who likes you back mildly bc, you know, you are friends. but you will NEVER be number one on their priority list. but again you’re still friends so there’s always the dangled carrot like.... well? why not? bilbo meme.png like why CANT they one day maybe like me as something more? I know objectively they like my personality. why can’t I construct elaborate day dreams about proposing to them in the monterey bay aquarium? what if this time when we go out to a bar, they’ll want to hang out with me the whole time and we sort of make out and I’m sexy and cool about it? but then in the harsh light of morning you kinda gotta admit to yourself that no not only do they not love me back I’m not even their favorite in the friend group. anyways that’s crowleys entire life after like season 9 until he dies lol