kebabtrash

just had a disconcerting thought

they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

World Heritage Post

no your boyfriend cannot come. if you put him in front of me i’m killing him

Ooh, you angry at me? You want to take your little American gun and shoot the screen because little me made you uncomfortable? You want to join the military and kill all American haters because a blogger said she hates the USA for killing children and women in West Asia? You're a dweeb who has to remind yourself that you're a citizen of the United Rapists of America to feel better about your lack of money and class?

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

Thought crimes aren't real, telepaths don't exist, and even if they were and do, having your head constantly play "Fly me to the moon/Let me kick its fucking ass/Let me show you what I learned/In my moon jiu-jitsu class" on repeat while out and about in public isn't illegal

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

There are gonna be people who won't like hearing this but if you want to live in a world where mixed marriages, families, and adoptions (particularly POC adopting outside their "race") aren't maligned and discriminated against, then you have got to get more chill about seeing someone partaking in something cultural that you don't think fits the "race" you perceive them as.