Filipino village Dynamics
The Chismosas/Chismosos
Estimated population: 0.5%
Are attention-seeking gossip spreaders who sometimes make-up information about their neighbors for GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON!!!
Actually have bad-rep in the community. Thrives in front of sari-sari stores. Are usually the MEMAS (may masabi lang) parents in PTA meeting.
The Passive Neighbors
Estimated population: 60%
Are the people who don't care about you and your life, but tries to be neutral about everything. They usually have flower/vegetable garden that they protect with their lives.
They are the favorite victims of the Chismosas/Chismosos because of their passiveness. Fellow passive neighbors know better than believe these lies for they have a network in the frontyard association. They are usually the people who say, "ah ganun ba" when the chismosa/chimoso is telling the latest chismis, which they hardly care about.
Untouchable Middle Class
Estimated population: 10%
Slightly rich nuvorich who think they are the better people in their village. Refuses to partake in the village politics, and do not usually come out of their comfortable abode.
Carry Chanel or Guess bags at PTA meetings. Do not speak, but volunteer in bringing the lechon and leche flan for the PTA christmas party.
(what more dynamics can you think of?)
-that one obnoxious pasiga-siga family who thinks they own the street, parks their vehicle anywhere but in front of their house but gets mad when it gets scratched, puts their trash in the bakuran ng may bakuran, always throwing inuman times and karaoke on school nights
-The Karaoke All da Time Neighbor: Owns a magic sing and uses it at all times every day until they recieve complaints. Usually repeats the same songs they know at the same exact order every day.
^ fuck this people in particular
Aling Nena
An upgrade of Passive Neighbor. Owns the most successful and biggest sari-sari store in the Baranggay, effectively the most powerful person in it. Knows everything about everybody but keeps a passive and neutral position in everything. Everybody tries to befriend an Aling Nena, cuz aside from being pleasant, this powerful entity has powers they don't know. A more masculine version of Aling Nena is a Mang Nelly, who is basically just the same but tolerates 'kwentong barbero'. Aling Nena straight up says "Ay wag mo nga akong lokohin, pare"
Aling Pipay
An upgraded version of Chismosa/Chismoso. Owns an average sari-sari store that some people avoid. Is the source of all chismis. May upuan sa harap ng tindahan so people could talk there so they could make sagap some drunken chismis. Hates Aling Nena/Mang Nelly and makes kabit stories about them.
Mang Kanor
The resident Manghihilot, when somethingโs strange in yoโ neighborhood Mang Kanor is the one to call. Possesed by malignos?, Youโve been bugged by an Aswang? Or just need some good โol reflexology to ease those โlamigsโ in your body? You name it! Also he lives a bit far from the community, and has a plethora of Panabong.













