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bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

kiophen

solo jazz suicune

kiophen

there are a lot of people reblogging this again and tagging it with "wow.. this kind of looks like that one cup" again. you guys would not believe what "solo jazz" means

beanswithbones

Happy lesbian visibility week to all the trans lesbians out there who have ever been pushed out of excluded from lesbian spaces in the name of "protecting women"

You are not fakers or "trying to convert lesbians" YOU ARE LESBIANS!! YOU DESERVE THAT RESPECT YOU DESERVE TO BE SEEN AS LESBIANS!!!

niceinchnails

It was a clitorical question

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what do they think cpr is

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redstonedust

and the universe said I love you because you are love.

the universe should respect my aromanticism. :/

hungwy

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

hungwy

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

hungwy

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

hungwy

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

hungwy

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

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He was injured and hurt by the ogre

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He was hurt and broken by the ogre

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He was broken and damaged by the ogre

hungwy

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

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everytime you post your opinion on something i cheer and clap really loudly

Yayyyyy i love being opinionated

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if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

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memorycycle

now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

bedupolker

Happened to my good friend;

sexy-people-contests-2026

How does it feel to be a domino effect of the 2003 The Cat in The Hat movie?

What???? Please I need you to elaborate

hamburger-howper

The Cat in The Hat (2003) is released and it is shit

The Geisel estate forbids more love action Dr. Seuss movies, but does not forbid animation

Illumination releases The Lorax, based on a book with the same name they were able to get the rights to because it's animated

That movie features The Onceler, a character who would generate a fandom of his own

The Onceler becomes a foundational Tumblr Sexyman, a concept that then spirals out of control

Sexy people contests dot tumblr dot com

Granted, it's not a perfect timeline, and some of these rely on some leaps in logic, but it was a thought I had in the witching hours where I both thought this made perfect sense and was something I needed to share without any further context

sexy-people-contests-2026

I was conceived around the time that movie was released and I need you to know that for a terrifying minute I thought you were implying there was a correlation between those things

bringbackmaes14

See I saw that ask and thought this was a joke about like... The memes... 💀

Y'know the classic Cat in the Hat with a Bat meme and then the First Tumblr Sexyman Assassination. Just combined. As I have done above for your viewing pleasure.

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I need you to know I laughed so hard it woke my cat up

nuttersincorporated

Does he have a hat?

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Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

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I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

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