♡Here's some stuff I do....Sometimes.♡

@pahtora

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

the only reason I know anything about the world cup right now is through nanoff drawing the losing countries getting railed

no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot

@pahtora

occasionally people try to do kiwifarms to me, and it doesn’t work out bc I’ve lived a boring life of hermitude with my multiple cats. there’s just not much you can milk out of these dry dusty udders…. I’ll try, though. you deserve a little mouthful. just give me time, I’ll take some calcium pills and really squeeze

I heard you're writing salacious books that contain old man yaoi 🫢

occasionally people try to do kiwifarms to me, and it doesn’t work out bc I’ve lived a boring life of hermitude with my multiple cats. there’s just not much you can milk out of these dry dusty udders…. I’ll try, though. you deserve a little mouthful. just give me time, I’ll take some calcium pills and really squeeze

I heard you're writing salacious books that contain old man yaoi 🫢

@pahtora