♡Here's some stuff I do....Sometimes.♡

@pahtora

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

Dogs do not show pain. There are dead in nature if they show it. One way to know if your dog is suffering. Muscels in his back are strained and his biting his teeth

actually if you look into its eyes you’ll see that my dog loves existing. it isn’t biting its teeth, it’s saying “Thank you Creator” and “Creator, I could take more. Go further.” the reason I know this is because I understand dog medicine better than you. but that’s not a reason to be embarrassed.

gritting my teeth and repeating my mantra "everyone my age who is going on bi-annual european vacations and own a lot of clothes are in crippling debt"

im living the mpreg dream: had to get an epidural today 😊

got out of surgery for it today! hoping it works :03

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!