Cool to be here

snork mimimi

It’s a real “I wish I were Dingodile” kind of morning

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

A real page on the White House website

a bar comic

Nedbaylo Nikolai Moscow spaceport

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

prank

Yeeted Rivalry: I’ve had this stuck in my head for months and needed to get it out.

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happy trans month! :3

looks at you

looks at you

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

This is, by all available metrics known to mankind, world’s babiest boy.