Truth Is We Out Here

Last day you can reblog this

Adding to my list of ideal locations to challenge the Devil to a fiddle contest

can’t believe hatsune miku is brittish (driver seat right), what a dissapointment

guess what side of the road they drive on in japan

please, i don’t think it’s a good time for a quiz right now, this news hit really close to home and i’ll need a while to collect myself

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

where is the raccoon getting the heart

don't worry about it

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

im bi, paypal me $200 usd 

I promise we’re not all like this

some of us want $350 usd

Iowa said "come get y'all juice!"

tits out for unity over slavery

This is why I’m trying to get my stepdad’s Twitter removed

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

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