Hogwarts Just Forgot to Send Me My Letter ϟ

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

this is accidentally a better piece of art than anything banksy ever shit out

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever passed this woman’s lips

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

someone: *asks me a yes/no question* me: huh? what did you ask? them: i said- me, finally processing the question: yes

listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.

#[megaphone voice] and now-now-now put your hands together for the DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH-eath-eath#[sound of a crowd screaming]#[fireworks]#[indistinct question from the eighty-third row]#[megaphone voice] YES THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST  (via transhansolo)

It’s Christmas, always! 🎁

Christmas Posts 365 days a year (New posts every 5 Minutes!)

Christmas Posts All Year! (New posts every 3 minutes!!)

I'm actually so upset right now. His films are amongst my favourites. WIlly Wonka makes me so so incredibly happy, it's my favourite film of all time 💔