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My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

Pray For Me

Nothings Wrong I Just Want More Power

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

fuckin. sushied their asses.

IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP

no music 🎧

Thank you for the no music note. Animal frolicking noises

I was NOT expecting him to SCREAM

no way