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It's at the point where any sort of Heinrix!Shame Wank™ mention is my summoning circle ingredient. Do so much as allude to it and I will be there, banging my fists on the table and chanting "SHAME WANK! SHAME WANK!".

#I'm not tagging my shame. Let it find who it may.#I'm so sorry if you don't go here #I fully expect unfollows #fandom shenanigans #Horny on main #My popsicle boyfriend

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belldandies

spin-the-wheel-polls

make a bunch of wheels with bread/cheese/meat/vegetables/sauce/extra so that you can Spin for Sandwich

you're making a sandwich!! Spin THIS wheel 2-4 times for the toppings!

How is it!

good!!

it's alright

ew

EW

inedible

Results

Voting ended onJun 3

op note: I GOT JAM, JAM AND HOT SAUCE. IM DEAD.

lucheiah

Ranch, ketchup, peanut butter, and... A BRICK!

But srsly, ranch? Ew.

#Cucumbers. Ranch. Mayo. BBQ sauce :(

teathattast

scout90-again

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

madeleineishere-deactivated2017

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shadslunebiased

She Who Plays with Wonder

#clair obscur expedition 33 #clair obscur: expedition 33 #e33 #clair obscur e33 #Lune #expedition 33 lune

bandydear

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] she is so strange. And off-putting

#Goals

cursed-nyxan

Here you can see the prettiest and most intelligent character in bg3 and her wizard 💕

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #Perfect Man: Gale Dekarios

boysonthebench

#pittsburgh penguins #Sidney Crosby #My flightless fucks

wetheurban

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

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vampyloves

Heinrix having a little fun. Just getting back at RT for the unceasing flirting. ♟️🥰😘

#Oh dear #Um #Well fuck #Heinrix van Calox #My popsicle boyfriend

astrangergivingthestrangewelcome

I will never understand how normalized it is to put cameras in your home now. I can recognize some scenarios where it makes sense- if I had a stalker for example, but like. It would have to be That Big for me to consider it. People today use it to tell their kids it's time to stop playing video games and do homework like. Like?? I do not understand how you don't understand how harmful it is to raise kids with the sense they're always being watched like why does anyone under normal circumstances invite this into their home

wizardarchetypes

saw a video recently, recorded by a camera in a child's bedroom, of a toddler reading her favorite book after bed time. her mom went in and told her it was time to sleep, and she said, 'but i just love reading so much.' her mom laughed indulgently and told her to sleep once the book was finished. she agreed, but before the video ended, she said, 'you're so silly for watching me!'

she was smiling when she said it, but i found that one sentence so abysmal. that toddler knew her mom didn't just happen to come and check on her. she understands that there is a camera in her room by which her mom (and as far as she might comprehend, any adult) can access her in her private space, in her private time, at all times.

can you imagine? never on your own. can't sleep? too bad. you're a child and the grown ups are watching you. lie in bed in the dark. pretend to sleep. behave.

it's 10 pm and the rest of the house is enjoying winding down after a long day. your parents don't need to worry about putting on a professional face like they do at work. your older siblings get to be themselves instead of who they have to be at school. everyone gets to relax. but not you.

it's 10 pm, and you're three years old, and you must continue to do everything right, because they are watching you.

oh, and when you don't behave, if it's cute enough, your mother will post footage of you in your bedroom for millions of strangers to watch!

mangoeater1000-deactivated20201

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

captain-acab

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

anarqueer

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

fromaliminalspace

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

nonlinear-nonsubjective

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

Today I :

Smiled all day,

Was gifted a coffee and a warhammer mini at work,

Cooked an amazing dinner (prawn green curry),

Made butter at midnight.

#v.txt

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waspsinyouryard

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

halfelvened

FAVOURITE CHARACTER POLL THINGY

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.

I was not tagged, but I'm doing it anyway! I'm tagging @avalost @aseariel @fassina @winterscale @ohwolfling and whoever else wants to give it a whirl.

It was so fucking hard to choose. I honestly don't know if this is the definitive top 5.

Pick your favourite from my favourites.

Nicholas D Wolfwood (Trigun)

Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3)

River Song (Doctor Who)

Captain Janeway (Star Trek: Voyager)

Unit 01/Yui Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Voting ended onMay 1

halfelvened

Other contenders I'm sad to have left out:

Faramir (The Lord of the Rings)

Eowyn (The Lord of the Rings)

Leto II Atreides (Dune)

Captain Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)*

Althalus (The Redemption of Althalus)

Zakath (The Belgariad/The Malloreon)

Mollymauk Tealeaf (The Mighty Nein)

Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Heinrix van Calox (Rogue Trader)

Alistair Theirin (Dragon Age)

Dorian Pavus (Dragon Age)

Solas (Dragon Age)

Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy 7)

Eames (Inception)

Sam and Sybil Vimes (Discworld)

Death (Discworld)

Vegeta, Bulma, and Trunks Briefs (Dragonball)

And more...

*Let's be real... All of the main cast and regular folk in DS9 and Voyager are my favourites.

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