wasurenaide~

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

i love noctis lucis caelum. his friend is like 'hey introduce yourself to this random woman i met. she likes nature' and he's like 'sounds legit' and immediately agrees to capture frogs for her five seconds later with no apparent reward. only after spending all day catching the frogs he's like 'oh you research science? that's why you need frogs?' like you could literally ask the crown prince of lucis to do the most insane random errand and he will do so with no questions asked. prince of my heart

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

okay

I think Merlin would actually fucking hate being Court Sorcerer because that is an actual political position with duties and responsibilities that has to answer to the King, and to a lesser extent the King's Council, which means he cant just like, fuck off for days at a time to murder a few people and then lie and say he was getting hammered