Half-arsed mediocrity

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

TACO NEEDS TO STAY IN HIS DAMN  LANE

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

nothing to be sorry about, confidence is so important

This is too much adorableness <3<3<3

I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

I just had a thought. Like how weird is it that we can interact with the gods? I’m just sitting here thinking about how cool that is. Me coming up to beings like Loki and Hermes and Bastet and bringing little gifts to share. I’m trying to understand what that looks like to them, even though I can’t. I’m just seeing the tiny child of another species coming up to me with like their people’s equivalent of half a bar of chocolate and a soda pop and saying “Hi my name is X, I really like what I’ve heard about you. I brought some snacks to share. Can we be friends?” That’s so amazing and heartwarming.

I keep hearing it equated to a little child bringing their doodles to their parents, and then the parent sticks it proudly on the fridge, then tells all their friends “Look what my kid drew for me isn’t it precious?!”

is there ever a person that just makes u become the heart eyes emoji

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

thats actually exactly what happens

Being able to admit when you’re wrong is such an important life skill. You have to always have some distance between yourself and your beliefs and ideologies, you have to have space for doubt, for learning, for new perspectives. When we get so close to something that we fail to see the things around it, behind it, after it, before it, that’s when ignorance and stubbornness creeps in, that’s when we start bringing pain to ourselves and those around us.

was it really necessary for me to be born