I'm never what I like, I'm double-sided

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

omg also crazy timing, happy International Horseshoe Crab Day !!!! Celebrate the wet arthropods with me!

doomscrolling thru the weather app

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.