we were together. i forget the rest.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[id: graffiti on the base of a concrete overpass where previous grafiti has been covered over with gray paint multiple times. In black all-caps handwriting, it reads: "What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way too cold for it, you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little, I mean what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different" /end id]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

What jobs even exist

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I think it's good for kids to learn about the Romanovs and the Princes in the Tower young because children's stories are full of tales about how fun and cool it would be to have magic blood that gives you power over other people and it's important for children to really understand that if you actually have magic blood that allows you to control other people's lives they will absolutely try to remove it from your body and be reasonable in doing so. So, go to elementary school with your normal ass human blood and be happy about it.