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i would share my handwritten drafts of my fics here but i don’t think anyone would be able to actually read them

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

another person also thought that the middle ages were the period in between wwi and wwii so you should always be proud of yourself for having any sort of knowledge about the medieval period. i’m proud of you for not thinking fdr was an important medieval figure.

nintendo direct tomorrow they will announce xenoblade kart