Eating forbidden sea kelp in Atlantis

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

not really!

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

not really!

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

black spotted tabby

in the searched field. straight up "homoing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My sapients

sorry liberals, there are only three sexualities: homo, pan, and gorilla

She starts shouting about record keepers and mercy killings, somebody tries to explain what the cockroach club is and she just starts wailing.

To make matters worse, his people had public figures called ‘Recordkeepers’ who were, through a mix of magic and bioengineering, considered immortal. If Eld is even half of what he claims he is, he’s tens of thousands of years old, from space, and cohabitating with a mind controlling parasite he has no escape from.

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

shencomix is the first ever self-employed professional queerbaiter

been living the past 2 weeks getting an average of 4 to 6 hours of sleep per day (bad choice) (dont do this) and i laid down to take a nap last night without setting an alarm and woke up 10 hours later feeling like the character in a scifi movie who gets woken up alone on the spaceship after being in cryostasis for 75 years

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely