How to pitch a drinking party to my parents without using the words âdrinking partyâ
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How to pitch a drinking party to my parents without using the words âdrinking partyâ

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, âwhatâs the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?â and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is âunofficialâ, and we know thatâs not the right word, but itâs the only word we can come up withâŚuntil finally itâs like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is âartificialâ.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
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when Brennan said "The first rule of existence is: as above, so below. People are fractal images of the universe. You are as we are. In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't."
when Brennan said "It is a horrifying responsibility to think because things cannot remain the same, each and every one of us must shoulder some responsibility for how they will become different."
when Brennan said "Sometimes decisions are not difficult. Sometimes they are just hard."
when Brennan said "There is no moral. The Wolf eats you one day and until it does, the forest is beautiful."
when Brennan said "I always felt the fundamental substance of the universe is creation. None of this makes any sense, when you really break it down. It's like, none of this had to happen, but it's beautiful and art is the definition of 'this didn't have to happen, but it's beautiful.' [...] It resonates with the universe because the universe is consciousness playing with itself."
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Did you lose another corpse?
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How Mexicans feel about duendes too.
True. Most Irish people, as Norwegians do with Trolls, will happily let the 'fairies' be a thing to make tours for tourists and idle threats to make children behave. Most Irish people will have a very normal and mature explanation of fairies as a common folk mythology that expresses some dimension of Irish culture but are not, obviously, to be taken literally.
And most Irish people, if you ask them to move a stone from a fairy circle will immoveably, flatly respond with 'absolutely fucking not'.
Construction projects have had to halt and be abandoned for it.
Ok, but like, thatâs just human nature.
Think about it, most of those tales are told to children to keep them from doing dangerous shit, right? But the children donât know that! They just know that itâs dangerous.
And that knowledge, that something can be dangerous, even if you donât know why, and even if you canât explain it, will persist for as long as humans tell stories.
Because sometimes, you just donât fuck with this shit
the suffering never ends
This is the real process
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Amazing site with an endless amount of naming resources
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Hispanic Surnames
Gothic Victorian names
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Masterlist of names of all types - including but not limited to ancient/old world names, Celtic, African, Northern European, Southern and Central American Native names, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, Polynesian, and more
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Yet another names masterlist
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320 talents and passions for characters
On writing likes and dislikes that arenât frivolous
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Characters who are scientists and writing about them doing science
Describing what different voices sound like
Describing skin tones
Writing friendship interactions that are platonic
Why having one character knock their friend unconscious to prevent them from doing something is a bad idea
Advice on shipping OCs with canon characters and what to avoid doing
Sweet Polly Oliver and Sweet on Polly Oliver situations (think of Disneyâs Mulan for an example)
How to write multiple viewpoints/juggling a main cast of more than 4 to 6 characters
How to make readers care about your morally gray hero/anti-hero
On platonic OC and canon character relationships
How to avoid Godmodding in RPs
When itâs cheap to kill off a character
Writing dialogue
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Remembered the phrase "[someone] is turning in his grave", as a way of saying that someone who's now dead would so deeply disapprove of something that a living person is doing that their corpse would stir in unease.
Then I remembered an expression, "even a worm will turn", as a way of saying that no matter how downtrodden or lowly someone seems, they can nonetheless turn against their abusers and oppressors once they've had enough of it.
Then cross-contamination happened and the phrase "a worm is turning in his grave" emerged to me. I have no idea what that means.
Worm Zombie
Can't get a good job with any old bachelor's degree these days I knew I should've studied pyromancy
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2. Kerosene
3. Rag
4. Lighter
Combine ingredients, shake well, and congratulations! You can now cast fireball!
im scared :(
then get scary

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any post you make
that talks about haiku bot
should be a haiku
I did a thing
Wrote some shit for a DND campaign, I think I cooked a little too hard with this one.
Memory: You are back home, in your room. Your friend, who youâve known since you were kids, runs into your room. âI heard the good news!â (Improvise a bit, then cut to the middle of the night) It is now the middle of the night, you pack a bag, only the necessities, and sneak out the back door. Itâs pouring rain, and as you run down the path, hoping not to be seen, you lose your footing, you slip and fall. And fall for a little too long. Then you hit the hard ground, but, it isnât grass. Vision: You are standing on the deck of a ship, in the midst of a raging hurricane. The ship rocks violently, but doesnât seem to be able to capsize. You manage to keep your footing. As you look around you, you see no sign of any land, or other ships, or anything at all. In fact, looking at your own ship, it doesnât even have sails. And as you look around, you see something in the middle of the hurricane. Something massive, tall, extending into the clouds. A humanoid figure, larger than anything you have ever seen. Youâve heard stories of storm giants. Large people who can command thunder itself. But in the stories you have heard, theyâre about 20-30 feet tall. This being is the size of a mountain. As you look on, you see that the giant turns, you see its face, massive, bearded, with eyes that glow like lightning. And you see that as this behemoth turns, it turns to look directly at you. You stand there, unable to move, as it opens its mouth to speak, and thunder comes out. You feel this thunder as it shakes the world. The giant regards you, and in its face, you canât be sure, but you think you see a hint of recognition. It sees you, and it seems to know you somehow. The giant begins to dissolve in your sight, as everything else fades out. And then, nothing.
I have a couple more of these following the same format. Playing on Sunday, we'll see how it goes