fucking around and finding out

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

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never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

"i don't think i've mentioned this but" - me about something i have said 847620938 times before

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself