Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

I drew what I would’ve done. also I really don’t want this to be my tumblr claim to fame; it’s been posted for about ten minutes and three people have already reblogged it

I think people on here operate on a very weird definition of "conventionally attractive" where anything humanoid is already too normal for them. When society at large is like "if you're not skinny and white and able bodied and cisgender you're basically unfuckable"

Sometimes you forget that you’re in the middle of what you prayed for.

We've been dethroned. Unfortunately, X is the new hellsite.

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

i'm a simple girl: i see sunlight on the water, i find god

my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.

any of you ever wonder what gollum would look like in a yaoi

Stop that

do you hate men’s love

I do