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TeruKyou

I just think they’d be really cute because they’re ‘delinquents’ but on the inside they’re all big softies and Terushima’s super fucking smart and Kyoutani studies hard and they help each other

Teru totally influenced Kyou to get his ear pierced and he’s always wanted one and he was scared Yahaba would hate it but he digs the bad boy look

Kyou teaches Teru how to wear eyeliner and they walk around with leather jackets scaring people out of parks just so that they can use the kiddy swings.

They hang out to get away from volleyball and school stuff but whenever Kyou gets upset over an argument with Yahaba or something with the team Teru stays on the phone with him all night and sometimes he turns up with some sake and shitty action movies with bad CGI and acting

They work out together because Teru actually sucks at gym but Kyou helps him and they get the gainzz together

They can’t express their gayness to others because they’re the cold and cool type so they get together and fangirl over their boyfriends ((Yahaba in Kyou’s case and basically whoever Teru decides to get with for the week or month))

Kyou is surprisingly good at cooking because his mum owns a restaurant and so he teaches Teru how to make food and chocolates for Valentines Day to give to Bobata (their gay bromance must not be stopped)

Sometimes Kyou invites the Johzenji boys over after practice to have dinner and that’s how Seijou and Johzenji meet but they don’t fit in his house so they eat outside in the back yard and make a BBQ with leftover meat from the restaurant (the teams get on surprisingly well and Bobata keeps Teru in check but he constantly teases Yahaba about him and Kyou beside its funny watching him blush and be at a loss for words)

Imagine them going to a pool though and Teru has a fear of swimming because he thinks he’s gonna sink and Bobata and Futamata push him in and they all laugh at him because he can actually stand in the water but Kyou feels bad so he spends the rest of the afternoon teaching Teru how to float on his back and do freestyle

Kyou helps pick out Teru’s tattoo and goes with him because Teru is actually a pussy with pain and holds his hand the whole time (he gets a tattoo of his star sign and the Japanese character for ‘free’ and 'wild’)

Teru has begun to like Hamima chicken and Kyou doesn’t mind sausage buns anymore but they both prefer Kyou’s cooking

They decide to try out smoking because it would complete their bad boy look but they start choking and almost die together so they decided to carry around one but never actually light it up because they’re I D I O T S

Teru corrupts Kyou’s mind and he is he reason why Yahaba has a heart attack when Kyou starts talking about kinks because suddenly Yahaba isn’t the knowledgable one

They’re just really cute like Teru would totally treat Kyou like a dog and feed him chicken and Kyou would bite his hand

So I was thinking about one of my OTPs and I came up with shit they’d do ya know?

Okay firstly Kyoutani, contrary to popular belief, is not dumb. In fact he tries extremely hard to stay on top of his work and although he isn’t on top of his grade he isn’t at the bottom either - a good slightly above average but not amazing.

Also Yahaba is not perfect. Tbh he has a little bit of anxiety when it comes to captaincy because he has to fill the shoes of Oikawa and sometimes he has panic attacks. He however is on top of his school work but has a lot of pressure from home and that also triggers his anxiety.

Kyoutani and Yahaba get along pretty well, they have the occasional heated banter but it never crosses the line because Kyou is aware of Yahaba’s anxiety and doesn’t want to trigger it.

They’re not ‘dating’ because Yahaba has a hard time coming to terms with his sexuality since he’s only ever dated girls or looked at girls but his study sessions with Kyou end up with them cuddling and watching super sappy movies (((which Kyou doesn’t necessarily like but tolerated for Yahaba and he soon realised they’re pretty cute))).

Sometimes Kyou, because he was never one for caring about what others thought of him, will peck Yahaba on the cheek at practice and that’s how he starts to become comfortable with the idea of them being in a relationship.

They’re the captain and ace of Seijou and most of their arguments revolve around team strategy. It took a while for Kyou to calm down on court - and by calm I mean he doesn’t hit Kindaichi’s tosses - but now he listens to Yahaba. (((Watari is lowkey glad that it’s calmed down because he was afraid they’d rip each other’s heads off at the beginning what he didn’t know is that those arguments were how Yahaba showed authority over Kyou in terms of his Wolf Pack like view on things)))

Okay but imagine Yahaba going out and buying cute little things like matching key chains and Kyou is like wtf? at first but now he’s oh cute ok and this one time he bought them matching T-Shirts with cats and dogs on them and it almost brought Yahaba to tears because they were hideous and he has a fashion standard to uphold but he saw the adorable earnest in Kyou’s eyes and ended up wearing them to a team outing to which everyone gives them shit for.

And Yahaba accidentally calling Kyou a pet name in the gym and everyone turns to stare at him but he responds normally because he forgot he was in a public place; give it like 30 seconds for the realisation to dawn on them and they look at each other with mortification plastered on their faces while Watari bursts out laughing and the first years giggle but blush also because wtf is happening to their team first IwaOi now this.

One day Yahaba decided to visit Kyou at the pet shelter he works at. He was looking through the dog collars and toys when he comes across one that looks intricately pretty but also confusing to use and Kyou comes up behind him and he’s like ‘oh it’s super easy’ and he puts it around his neck and it was at that moment Yahaba realised he had a kink for collars. ((We don’t kinkshame here))

Yahaba starts stealing Kyou’s home made bentos because he was curious as to what it tasted like since he always had money to buy lunch. But it taste amazing so now the team goes to Kyou’s after practice once a month for dinner - a team tradition.

They go to a theme park once and Yahaba pretends to like roller coasters because he thought Kyou looks like he’d enjoy them. But while they’re getting locked into their seats Kyou quickly confesses he’s terrified and Yahaba instantly regrets his life decisions but as the ride starts he hears Kyou, not yell, but whimper and whine like a dog; and when they get off Kyou leans on him and nuzzles his head into the crook of Yahaba’s shoulder and suddenly he feels extremely blessed.

- Kyou totally does the clichéd 'throw rocks at Yahaba’s window’ thing - Yahaba pets Kyou’s head like a puppy and he loves it - Kyou loves belly rubs like soft gentle rubbing that puts him to sleep - Yahaba snores a little and he’s always been insecure of it but Kyou thinks it adorable and recorded one time to listen to when he’s feeling down - Kyou snorts when he laughs and sometimes he ends up sounding like a pug and it compels Yahaba to tackle him and cuddle his head because it’s so fucking cute - They have weekly study sessions on weekends but they get bored and go out and eventually it turns into their 'date nights’ - Yahaba was preparing himself for completely stupid Kyou on their first study date but was pleasantly surprised when Kyou could keep up for the most part - Kyou pretending to be dumb and not knowing how to kiss just to watch Yahaba struggle with embarrassment while explaining how to make out - Their first kiss was a mess because Yahaba accidentally stuck his tongue out and Kyou bit down on it - They’re super shy with PDA because they’re both guys but sometimes Kyou entwines their hands - he cares less and just really loves Yahaba

yahaba: they dont have an i???

watari: kyoutan

Ushijima and Moniwa meet at a captains gathering and contrary to popular belief, Moniwa is not innocent, he’s a massive meme and Ushijima is a farmer ready to harvest the memes.

Ushijima is slightly dense and everyone teases him for it; although he doesn’t show it he gets upset and confused and Moniwa picks up on it so he secretly messages Ushijima explanations of everything that happens.

The captains go bowling and Moniwa can’t reach the ball that he wants and Ushijima decides to help him but rather than getting it for him he lifts Moniwa off the ground so he can get it himself.

When Moniwa gives Ushijima a hug he had to bend down and the hug lasts for a long time so Ushi stands back up because his back hurts but he forgets to let go of the smol and lifts Moniwa up with him and the setter gets so embarrassed that he hides his face in Ushi’s hoodie.

Neither of them have any kissing experience but Ushijima has 0 chill so he doesn’t hesitate to go in for the kiss whereas Moniwa is nervous af and leans backwards with his eyes closed - he leans back so far that Ushijima ends up slightly on top of him on the couch.

Moniwa loves giving surprise kisses but he can’t reach Ushi’s lips without jumping so he settles for kissing his neck instead which is a turn on for Ushijima and when he realises he uses this knowledge to his full advantage - the little shit.

They go to the park often because Ushi likes feeding the birds and sometimes they end up playing where Moniwa tosses for him and it makes Moniwa feel confident in his setting because Ushi hits any toss he gives.

Moniwa likes to curl into a ball when he sleeps and Ushijima picks him up and places him in his lap and when his Aunty walks in asking if they need anything she can’t help but laugh at their resemblance to a puppy and it’s owner.

Yahaba and Shirabu pretending to hate each other on the captains gc just for lols but irl they’re chilling together watching chick flicks and laughing at futakuchi’s reactions.

The Miyagi captains go out together for lunch and Yahaba follows Shirabu to the bathroom after to make sure he’s not throwing up what he ate.

A late night phone call when Yahaba has panic attacks and Shirabu just stays on the phone with him all night. So the next day Shirabu turns up at the little creampuff’s house with a rabbit plushy that he had as a child so it smells like him and Yahaba almost breaks down again.

Shirabu turns up at practice one day to help with setter tips and Yahaba panics because no one knows they’re friends and everyone’s like wtf except Kyoutani who genuinely likes him because they talk about animals and that makes Yahaba happy because Kyoutani and him had grown super close after they lost to Karasuno.

Yahaba likes to tease Shirabu about being short so he uses him as an armrest a lot but he finds it adorable when he gets on his toes to give him a little peck on the lips.