i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way