angel

i need someone to be a little pathetic over me immediately

why is cumming too fast even viewed as a problem. like wow, you sure were eager :) now do that again. and again. and again. and again.

“i’m looking respectfully.” no pls look disrespectfully. defile me with your eyes. fantasize about every detail you want to do to me. jerk off to me.

no bc i dont think i've ever really ranted about how foreplay starts at the breakfast table is like the most Real and True shit i've ever seen in my life foreplay starts when they bring you your coffee with a little too long kiss and clutch your face and brush your hair off of your neck and it continues when they squeeze your waist while saying bye and heading out the door perhaps even steeling a cheeky little squeeze even lower and then it continues when you spend all day thinking about how a single pair of fingers sliding across the dip of your waist is making you squirm bc foreplay begins at the breakfast table

okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

kissing through a knights helm and sucking the strap are ontologically quite similar, in that you CAN really feel it, as long as you are Pure Of Heart

pretty boys whose eyes roll back into their head when you finally touch them. pretty boys who whisper "oh fuck" under their breath. pretty boys who need to be restrained because they can't handle the teasing. pretty boys who forget they're holding their breath and let out little gasps and pants. pretty boys who cry when they get to leak for you.