all three together separately under the cut

Brynjolf about to steal all ur money and ur heart :p

I know you have been in LinkedIn Hell so I hope this gives you a good laugh <3 As far as I'm concerned this is canon :P

HELPP THE OPEN TO WORK BANNER LMAOOO. You know he would post the corniest shit too XD Here's my contribution:

💼🔪 Why I said NO 🚫 to remote work at the Dark Brotherhood 💼🔪

Last week, one of my junior murderers came to me and asked if they could 'work from home.'

"A dead drop?" I asked.

They laughed nervously. I didn't.

The answer was simple. I looked them in the eyes and said no.

Why? Because the truth is, you can't sharpen your #blade by leaving it in it's sheath...

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I will print this out and stick it right next to my monitor, and it will grant me strength during the job hunt. Thank you 😂

summary: (pre-relationship) you ask him for another man's number and he's incredibly normal about it<3 smau gn reader, no gendered pronouns or y/n used. feat: Brynjolf, Vilkas, Mercer, Farkas, Teldryn, Arnbjorn warnings: swearing. joke about mental health. masterlist original request

miraak >:)