#sheogorath

sheo and his favorite weird mortal who keeps insisting she's his kid haha isnt that crazy

"whatever. go my scarab daedric prince"

And then I remembered all the other times shit writing got praise from this website.

I know that because of the lay offs, it feels like kicking ZOS while it's already down, especially because the layoffs are just coming from Microsoft being greedy. People didn't lose their jobs because they flunked creative writing 101, but the writing was trash 5 years ago, and it's trash now. I want to clarify, I'm not justifying people losing their jobs by saying "They deserve it because the stories suck." I'm not a monster.

Apparently it's never convenient to be honest about this game and give criticism, there's a million stupid reasons you can give me.

I get it, they work hard on this game, and making games is hard, but DAWG, just because the reddit nerds are malicious and nit pick everything, that doesn't mean WE have to coddle the devs.

I don't know what they need to hear. It's not the hate from the twitter losers who just complain about TES6, but it's certainly not the relentless glaze from the players who have to convince themselves that this game they pay for is actually amazing.

Prompt: Shivering Isles

Character : Sheogorath

Drabble (100 words)

This gift was most creative! It portrayed Sheogorath in a female form, as the Mazken preferred. Her clothing was the customary male regalia but fitted to feature powerful, womanly curves. In the hand not holding her cane, she held the leashes of two male Mazken worshipers. A thunderstorm raged around them. It was perfect except for one thing.

"Where's the cheese!?" 

The outburst made the anxious artist jump. "You're not going to send me to Execution Point, are you?"

"Why? Do you want me to?" questioned Sheogorath, earnestly.

"No."

"Excellent! Then you can redo the picture and add more cheese!"

Also, fun fact: I can’t pronounce his name correctly despite it being commonly said and not technically too difficult to pronounce. My mouth refuses.