omg there’s more!

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

bluetooth headphone was invented because wires taste good and they don’t want u to know that anymore

life is crazy. just things happening and you have to find time to be horny in peace in between them

is that none pizza with left beef

Guy who has only seen none pizza with left beef seeing his second divided pizza order.

all the cats on tumblr have such wonderful names, ricky, smeemo, mr.j, willabee, jimmy, pickles, its all so wonderful

beginner kill yourself music vs professional kill yourself music

Please help with this if you can. Public radio and TV in the US are tremendously valuable resources that are too good to lose.

modern Great Gatsby AU set in Cleveland where instead of the Eyes of TJ Eckleburg, all action takes place under the disapproving eyebrow of Tim Misny

“can you explain this gap in your employment history” I hiked the Appalachian Trail 8 times real fast. Then I got attacked by a bear in Maine and was in a coma for 6 months. I’m all good now. Taught me about adversity.

(That would explain an employment gap of two and a half years. Add another hypothetical Appalachian Trail run for every additional 3 months you were out of work.)

neil josten, man with the butcher of baltimore for a father, somehow manages to have mommy issues dominating every crevice of his brain instead. "god my mom would KILL me if she knew my dad found out where i was" like dude