Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m 'scaring Grandma’.

Hi, things are going very bad financially for my household. We’re $400 behind in bills, my bank account is overdrafted by $20, just used the last of my roommate’s money to pay rent and spent the remaining $9 on food. We’ve been getting rejected for any benefits by the state for various shitty reasons and I can’t reapply for food benefits/SNAP unless I go there in person, which is an hour bus ride away and will cost us $6 per person to get there and back with no guarantee of getting anything, and we literally can’t afford to go right now. I have a commission post if you want to buy my art to help us out, here’s my Ko-Fi link if you’d prefer to donate there, here’s links to both of my Etsy stores and my Redbubble if you’d like to buy something, and here’s my personal PayPal if you want to donate. Every dollar really helps, and I’d appreciate any reblogs!