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its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

*looks at the camera* you will never guess what people are doing in the notes

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

The year is 1986. The head of dramas at the BBC thinks Dr Who sucks ass and is eager to put it on ice. Your mission is to appeal to him by creating a devastatingly unlistenable charity single. Your allies? A creative team comprised of people who have never heard a song in their life.

happy fathers day to sylvie whispers!

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

Mortal memory is so frail, so beautiful. I watch, ceaseless

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

chris leask in a slightly queer coded advert with david beckham… fork found in kitchen

WHAT SOMEONE DROP THE LINK OML

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce