Oh Gosh! Oh Jeez!

at the christian store asking if they have the little guy on the thingie

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

added to the only a gif but sounds like shit archive

guy on the left just slappin his dick

i don't say this as an expression of moral disgust merely an observation but some of you would write an au where humbert humbert is a nice loving girldad helping dolores look for her lost cat in the alps if he was cast as a sufficiently attractive and white enough guy in an adaptation

pete hegseth is living my dream of being paid life-changing money to make american troops miserable while embarrassing the US on a global stage

i wonder if the noncatholic girlbloggers know that saint sebastian survived all of that. there's some post about the paintings of him shot full of arrows being of his "sensual dying form" but like. he very much did not die <3 a woman nursed him back to health #feminism. unfortunately he did get beaten to death and thrown into a sewer later but. it is what it is. the arrows are much sexier

oh 😮! you fed me a startleberry !

punk rock is about begging for approval on tumblr

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal

i just threw up... from LOVE i just peed blood... from HOPE

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

they say you can still heard a disemboided "woah mama" during any full moon when your strugglin on the porcelain throne