the older I get the more dog I become

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU