No Sleep

*has destructive intrusive thoughts* feels good, feels organic

Christians girls r like "hm..i absolutely fucking despise anyone who isnt exactly like me or fits my narrow ideal of a person...obviously i should be a nurse or a teacher" and we just let them

I think about this scene a lot

He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how

this is how it feels to live in chicago

im addicted to cleaning my ears with q tips and no matter how much someone says “you will literally go fucking deaf” imma still be like ahhhhh put the qtip in the eussy