I Don't Really Post Anymore

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

the bae’s knaes

Damn jlo

Magical 

Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

grandpa for president

I honestly have no problem with people choosing to do that, just, not in front of me or my kid, okay?

what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

sirius gets a baby girl and names her orange and he’s just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is orange, she’s the new black

you have no idea how angry this makes me

siriusly angry?

and when sirius dies she will be the orphan black

update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed

Okay?

Olay.

Maybe olay will be our always.

The fault in our lotions

Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. This is the life of a dog