im spinster aged (27)

hey take those earbuds out. shows u a really loud picture of a horse

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

suicidal elvis: i'm going to kill myselvis

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is