girlthings of the world unite!

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

the world's most easily injured man just had a LinkedIn post written about him

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

give me carrots and my yummy

bunny treats in fluffy tummy

everybunny wants to rule the world

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

democrats when trump is threatening to destroy entire countries and civilizations:

there isnt going to be impeachment. theres not going to be an arrest. like the democrats are not going to do anything because this ultimately once again serves their imperial, capitalist, and white supremacist interests. the entire government has to go like none of these ppl r going to fucking help anyone but themselves