Lord of the Underworld 🍉

N64 graphical glitch

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

true ireland has never been tried

So Lets All Try Our Best Then

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad