keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

abled people are so funny because theyll be like 😳 wow i didnt think of that 😳 and its like yeah i'll bet

so thats actually what those of us in the industry call uh. "the problem"

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

posessive sadist with memory issues: who hurt you.........

redog if arf auuuwuff. wuff ruff auauau

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

woke academie francaise declaring that nouns are no longer male or female but instead body type 1 and body type 2

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

i saw the best perverts of my generation deleted by staff

DO NOT THANK STAFF

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.