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midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

The scientific explanation for Thor’s hammer…

A fire burns brighter in the darkness.

This is sooo me!

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

↖️ This person still has hope for Klaroline

an article about it 

ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE

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READ THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW

This gave me a good laugh... P.S: Movies like 300 are set in those days when men raped men/women/children, but this doesn't make them bad movies. Just because we don't talking about it doesn't mean it never happened/not gonna happen.

By Jangsara