Air_Breather

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Note to self: THIS HAS SO MUCH DEATH MY GOSH. I need to pace myself because it’s— holy shit what the fuck yk

I’m horribly sensitive to death and things of the like, and I only just remembered my body requires sustenance to function, so this is a terrible combo. I’d be doing much worse if I hadn’t remembered to take my meds 💀

I’m probably going to be disturbed tonight though 😔

Well, that sparkeater died relatively quickly. Especially considering that thing seemed extremely hostile and strong. However, nice throwback to Ore’s body (not nice but whatever), f in the chat for Shock too

Rung almost died, THANKS RODIMUS FOR THAT??? LIKE SURE I UNDERSTAND WHY BUT CAN WE NOT TERRIFY HIM TO DEATH LIKE THAT LIKE IM SORRY ID HAVE KILLED YOU AFTER THAT (or id have passed out from an intense panic attack, either one)

At least the plan worked…

Oh, and we see First Aid, Ambulon, and Pharma now :D

I love First Aid, he seems so sweet :3

I’m also loving the Dratchet interactions, they’re hilarious

AND RATXHET I SEE YOU STOP PUTTING YOURSELF DOWN DAMNT YOU DIF SO MYCH YOU HAVE HELPED SO MUCH AND FOR SO LONG TOO STOP YOU ARE NOT USELESS

Also f in the chat for Tailgate, although I will say it wasn’t smart to even do that without finding out everything that happened… Like, buddy, please look at everything before we pick sides here. I realize Cyclonus is—was—??? he is/was affiliated with the Decepticons, but still, get multiple sources and cross reference them. I… had to learn that myself the hard way as well, buddy :(

AND CYCLONUS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR MAN. SHEESH. HES JUST A LITTLE GUY AND LEARNED HIS LESSON MY GOSH

Also wow, the plague does not look pretty, seems very painful :(

I am so sorry, Pipes and Drift :(

First Aid did good reviving Fortress Maximus, just took a bit of a “jumpstart”

The DJD is very, very cruel. Like, holy moly they’re war crime levels of cruel.

Ambulon and Pharma seem to be portrayed as rigid rule book followers so far, at least from First Aid’s perspective

Interesting that he’s an Autobot insignia enthusiast…? I don’t see the appeal but yk what okay nice hobby

Those issues were neat

I think I’ll stop here for tonight, it’s 10 PM already and as I stated in the beginning, I may have to pace myself with how startlingly gruesome it gets

And here I thought human gore was bad—people can make robot gore look horrible too

MTMTE Issues 1 + 2, will be rambling in detail

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oh sheesh that was a lot, first two issues, man

We got our introductions, some crazy work, and several disasters before anything really began, which is insane

I’m loving Tailgate right now to be honest, he’s so precious, it’ll be okay buddy we just gotta take a breath or two (I say to a bot over 6 million years of age)

Anxiety + Bomb Disposal crew, that certainly mixes 💀

Swerve is— Swerve is Swerve, very relaxed and acts overly friendly

Skids seems cool (all I remember is “nineteen-eighty-fourrrrrrrr”), we’re learning with you dude :)

Ship goes into hyperdrive too fast and sends everyone out across the galaxy, three are confirmed dead (Ore, Polaris, Hyperion, f in the chat), annnnnd we’ve got a sparkeater, quite the disasters to happen all in one issue

I’m assuming a sparkeater is basically a zombie

Red Alert, I am so sorry you had to find that body :(

BUT WHO THE HELL DOESNT CHECK ALL PARTS OF THE SHIP BEFORE BUYING IT????? ID WANT TO KNOW WHAT ALLS THERE

that was a no-brainer tbh… like id want to know wgat im getting wth…

also can we take a moment to look at Brainstorm’s box of doom… I’m suspecting him already, it’s always the scientists making patient zero

Oh, and Whirl

Whirl is a character

I’m guessing he’s basically mad, but honestly he’s not that bad, he just has… serious anger management problems. What trauma did he get to be talking to dead bodies like that :(

He also was locked up and kicked off the Wreckers—interesting, and possible reason being what was stated above… Ratchet also seems to know him, and so does Rung

Whirl and Cyclonus also have it out for each other, amazing

Cyclonus seems like a character so far, and honestly he has some fair motives, I like him, I’d want to be off a rust bucket because it’s not what it was before too, plus war is traumatizing and the nostalgia hurts worse :(

Rung is kinda lackluster to me just opinion-wise, however that is kind of the point of his character most likely. He’s basically built like a side character, being shoved into the spotlight (at least a few instances of this anyway) where his whole thing is “avoid the mcs and ill live” probably 😭

*Usually is the best strat, but I have a feeling that didn’t work 💀

I mean, he’s here for a reason. He’s also shown to have been forgotten by Red Alert and Whirl. Kinda sad, but real (it kinda spoke to me as the quiet kid in the corner with chronic anxiety lol)

Maybe Rung just needs to get a conversation topic he’ll open up with and he’ll feel more alive to me in terms of personality, just give him time

Rodimus. Okay, I kinda like Rodimus, he’s cute, just trying to have a good day. He, uh… does not seem to be an optimal leader though.

Ultra Magnus, how’s the headache feeling? I’m getting OCD vibes from you, similarly to TFP Ultra Magnus. Don’t spontaneously combust on me just yet please lol

Rewind and Chromedome seem very close, it’s so cute!!! I’m wondering when the wedding is (wait… will there be one. that sparkeater is scary, and the closeness of these two could be threatened. oh fuck.) OH AND REWIND TURNING INTO A GIANT MEMO STICK IS HILARIOUS I LOVE THAT

WOO that was a lot for the first two issues, but so far I’m liking it :D

Poor Bumblebee watching the ship kinda blow up a bit 😭

also that dead bot with the severely malformed t-cog really creeped me out, it really isnt great for people with trypophobia (not to say I have that, I just am seriously, seriously uncomfortable with clusters of holes, makes my skin itch and crawl for several minutes, ew)

i will likely find more stuff like that so thank goodness i am emotionally stable rn lmao

oh wait before i forget that message from the future????? what was that about, who was that? that’s unsettling foreshadowing, definitely shows they planned a lot of plot…

FINALLY!!!

Will post reactions as I read, I hope I find more things like the aura bits those were funny

(im not gonna find it funny later am i im gonna be devastated RATCHET PLEASE BE OKAY PLEASEEEEEEE YOUR SARCASTIC AFT IS AMAZING AND IM GONNA EXPLODE IF SMTH BAD HAPPENS 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏)

Frag having hands, turn them into pencils, I’m gay I can’t be dealing with this bullshit

GRRRR FAHHHHHHHHHHH💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

i couldnt even find a reference for my king for the awesome gun holding

I’m also giving him a rifle because yk what? Why tf not, he fight :3

MY REVET COULD BE COOL MAYBE WOOOO

I prommie Revet is an awesome blorbo <3333

robots in your walls

HOW DID THEY GET HERE IS MY QUESTION IM A RANDOM TUMBLRER

hopefully. ill live if it aint lmao.

This will be me 💀 ^

I know this is probably a bad thing in the comic but LIKE. 😭

AGHDBGBGN THE FACT THAT IT WAS OUT BEFORE THE SLANG I JUST 😭

your aura, ratchet… its baller… 😨 🫢 🤭💋😘✨

im giggling sm fmfkdjkd

im a wee bit dum lol