never kill urself

just had a disconcerting thought

mf Blood calling me

Yo mama so ugly she passed away peacefully in her sleep but was still marked as a car crash victim

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

that Brian Eno quote about how whatever you find most repulsive about a medium (film grain, record scratches/fuzz, CDs skipping) will be the first thing you try and emulate once that medium is obsolete because it's "the sign of a moment too powerful for the medium assigned to contain it".... man.......

“Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.” -Brian Eno

when youre nice to me this is who youre being nice to *picture of an evil dracula*

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

fucking lollipop guild rejected my application bc i "refused to verify" that the broad i housecrushed last week was a wicked witch of anything like it matters

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving