Resident Ephemer Vandal

Happy Out of Touch Thursday, to all those who celebrate! <3

Medication is so annoying. I don’t want to get up so I can take more ibuprofen because the cramps are starting up. I want to take 100 pills of Tylenol and 100 pills of Motrin at the beginning of any given cycle and then be good for like three months. Or one month! Or one week! It doesn’t have to be an efficient usage of the medication if it means I don’t have to think about it at all for a bit. That would be nice. But unfortunately this kills you. Yet another example of how the science engages in a constant conspiracy to make you get up out of bed just when the nap was getting good.

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

imagine getting possessed. against your will. by a 14 year old w weird mind powers that just wont leave you tf alone and has taken an oddly personal interest in your love life. and he just runs around in your body. all day. actively pretending to be you. interacting w your family and friends and inserting himself into your relationships. and not even looking for a way to get back in his body until someone brings up that You might be in his body. (you are not)(lol). and when you finally come to back in your own body everyone you know is in the room w you bc oh they just liked the child that possessed your body soooo much more than the real you he was so awesomes. also they tell you you are overreacting when you get worked up over the fact that you just got possessed. against your will. this happened to my buddy lars barriga.

he also died and turned into a magical pink zombie but that's not important rn

“Phoenix in aa4 is ooc” no that’s just what hanging around kristoph for seven years does to a guy. “Ema in aa4 is so ooc” no that’s just what hanging around Klavier for five minutes does to a guy

I think it’s also important to note that pheonix was like that but in aa4 we don’t get his internal monologue.

“Phoenix in aa4 is ooc” no that’s just what hanging around kristoph for seven years does to a guy. “Ema in aa4 is so ooc” no that’s just what hanging around Klavier for five minutes does to a guy

Pokemon is the only community where the competitive crowd is funnier than the casual one

that's goddess pose

Whenever I come back to Tumblr and check the activity, it’s always this post still getting some notes here and there.