Resident Ephemer Vandal

Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.

^^^

Also have you ever packed for a long trip and thought “I’m only going for seven days but I need to pack 15 pairs of underwear….just in case”. Imagine that but you’re going to SPACE

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

yeah okay ill reblog that

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

Computer programmers are perpetually famished

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

I've seen a lot of people (often while playing Legends ZA for the first time) ask why various former criminals aren't in jail or similar — and typically, I understand the sentiment even though there are in-universe explanations for why not, with said explanations varying from case to case — but the funniest character I've seen that question asked about has got to be AZ. Like, you want to arrest Gilgamesh? You want a modern jury trial for Gilgamesh from Gilgamesh?

In all seriousness, out of all the characters who used the ultimate weapon or conspired as part of a criminal organization to do so, we have two early twenty-somethings who were kids indoctrinated into the criminal cult by their parents and presumably shown leniency for that exact reason, a woman who very much did canonically take a plea deal with strict parole conditions, a guy who everyone reasonably assumed to be dead after a lot of rocks fell on him, several XY characters who aren't in the game because they either did get arrested or got the hell out of dodge to avoid getting arrested, and of course, last but not least, Gilgamesh from Gilgamesh. Like it's not Pokémon World Justice System Hyper-Realism or anything, but it doesn't break my suspension of disbelief that none of them are in prison. Because who is going to be the guy who arrests two hipsters selling cheap coffee for the same crime as Gilgamesh from Gilgamesh.

Let’s fucking go

fucking spot the difference game

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production