Hello, and welcome to the world of Birb

It’s so fucking true xD

So we’re still just gonna skirt around the LGS’ on this one huh?

Frankly I hope this product bombs too, so they’ll cut the shit.

sigh

For $250 they could at least give us a Mind Sculptor, an OG Karn, hell. I’d settle on OG Kaya. WotC fuck’s LGS’ again, and again, but hey that’s ok because “This product isn’t meant for everyone”. Right?

what guild would tezz boy control though, dimir?

No, cause he can’t shut up. I honestly think he’d be the middle man between Bolas and the the “Bolas Guilds”.  Lazav is probably the strongest guild leader currently....who can shape shift...Lazav takes over Tezz’s identity to help the Gate Watch knock out Bolas. Bolas: “I should have figured out that you weren’t Tezzeret...you were far too competent..”

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

The punishment I put my poor brother through. To be fair though, once Google fails me, I go to him. That make up process takes about 3 hours, and I’d hate to waste his time.

wow, this might be the only realistic portrayal of metalheads I’ve seen in media

Damn they leaked the Death Stranding plot. 

Shit, you right.

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.