Introspection

Yeah I figured. 

[they finish loading all of the boxes onto the truck, then head over to the new apartment. eventually, Janet and Calvin join them and help them unload everything. once that’s all said and done, Alice plops down on the couch and lets out a dramatic sigh]

Well they have about 20 so I doubt they missed that one. 

Well, lucky for you, I’m apparently obsessed with him and I know his name is Ralph – I know, what was I thinking? With a name like that? [laughs] They call me a Beauty Advisor! My job is mostly in sales but I do have to know how to demonstrate the product, and if a client asks me to do their entire makeup, I should be able to, but I’m not the greatest at that. My area of expertise is lipstick. [nods] I’m incredible at shade matching and finding dupes for luxury products, though I’m not supposed to say that at work.

Huh, I’ve heard worse names. I know a girl who went on a date with a guy named Chadley. Ooh, cool! You know, I have been in the market for some new makeup. I’m starting to run low.

I’ve heard that too. I just figured that husky’s are so popular that most people wouldn’t care that they are mixed with something else. I’ve never really had pets.. ever. But I love animals.. just from afar. It’s sweet that he likes you so much. 

Aw, why haven’t you had any pets of your own?

My buddy Jason’s family has a farm. He was one of the guys who was in on the prank.

Just try to keep the spending to a reasonable amount.

Originally posted by peppermintjonas

I cannot and will not promise anything.

Milo? What a cute name! Is that the name he always had or did you guys name him that? I love that he got him from a shelter. I’m shocked he was there, I feel like Huskys of any kind whether purebred or mixed are very popular. I’m glad you guys saved him and give him the love he deserves. 

Ivan named him. I don’t remember what his shelter name was. Yeah, I’ve heard mutts are the ones most often in shelters. It’s all really new to me. I only had a cat growing up. My old roommate has a dog, but he was really just her dog. This is the first dog that’s really been my dog. Technically, he’s Ivan’s, but he likes me because I give him table scraps. 

We let a chicken loose in the locker room once. We have to do suicides for half an hour after that.

You have full reign over the decorating. 

Ooooh don’t threaten me with a good time.

*pushes her hands off* It’s Terry. The guys and I have actually been playing pranks and goofing off to blow off some steam after classes and practices. 

Um… because I got them from then thrift store for cheap. 

We’ll work on that.

Oh, god, can we nominate him!? I have to meet Tan – I had a dream we were best friends once and it was one of those dreams I just know could come true. And yes, please. We’ve got a good 8 hours in the makeup counter to go.

Oh, well, I forgot what his name was, so I can’t. But if you need any supporting statements, I could come up with something. Oh, are you a makeup artist? 

More art… matching furniture… having a fridge filled with real food and not just soda and microwave meals. You know all the boring stuff. 

Yes, matching furniture. Oh my God! Why do none of your chairs match?!

If he’d just go to a barber shop– [sighs] Cappuccino, double shot, one sugar packet. [nods] You are a lifesaver. 

It’s gonna take more than a barber shop to save him. I think he needs to go on Queer Eye or something. [takes the reusable cup from her hand] So a tall, sweet cup of “you’ve got shit to do today juice,” got it. 

Nah not really. 

Maybe when we get to our place we go through some of this stuff and see completely what you have. Plus I assume you’re going to want to do some re-decorating when you come to my place anyway.

I know I need to sort through my clothes, not all of my stuff fits anymore. Oh, you assumed correctly. Not to diss your interior design, but, you know, I’ve been telling you for a while that you should put some more art on the walls.