what am i even doing

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

I truly believe we don't have much time left

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

Shout out to the guy a couple rows down from us at Hadestown who let out an audible, "oops!" When Orpheus turned around and saw Eurydice

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints