it'll pass

eating pussy diagonally so I can have a dutch angle view of her face, symbolizing my descent into madness.

sirius fucks the stress out of remus and remus fucks the restlessness out of sirius

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

sirius has the most gorgeous cursive ever and then remus is just chicken scratch

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

formative years? aren’t they all?

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down