lia

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

yk how high school girl best friends are like super affectionate and lay all over eachother? peter and ned.

everyone at midtown tech thinks they're dating and then when peter and mj start actually dating ppl keep stopping ned in the hallway like "omg I'm sorry u guys broke up, u were so cute together :(( stay strong king" and ned thinks they're all talking abt him and betty breaking up (everyone thought they were both gay and just hanging out) and he's like "ugh yeah thanks for the support 😔😔💕❤"

peter has 2 hands, and ned is actually holding both of them, while mj gives him a kubrick stare from her locker across the hall, which is her version of 😍 (peter knows this)

im 23 and need someone to die mysteriously around me in a way that possibly implicates me int the death so an older gay southern detective can come help clear my name, solve the case and somehow get me thousands of dollars in the process

The culture between being a demigod who is a year rounder vs a demigod who only comes for the summer has to be sooooooo different. A summer-only is talking about how they're going to driving school and they wanna work at starbucks, while the year rounder is like "it was pretty fun when we went to the lake and naiads only tried to drown three of us, I think they're getting nicer! 🙂" Imagine ur trying to tell ur year rounder friend about a post on social media and ur year rounder is like "haha that's so like when we had the trend of flying backwards on the pegasus and davie broke his spine 😂" like what the fuck are you talking about bro 😭😭😭😭