soulja boy tell 'em

I’m gonna be sickkk

like do we remember Australia 25 and “hold position” and the lap 44 spin and “I’ve felt better” and then getting his first pole in China and the comeback drive and the birthday podium in Japan and winning by 10 seconds in Bahrain and leading the championship for the first time in Saudi and winning 3 times in a row in Miami and the joyful fist pumps standing on top of the car and the griddy and “i didnt dream of leading the championship, i dreamt of winning it” and the champagne pictures in Spain and dedicating his win to his sister and the wheel-to-wheel in Canada and then Silverstone and the penalty and “Oscar, and we always say that you're very level-headed, but I've never seen you quite so upset” and then winning at his favourite racetrack in Spa in front of his family and “nicely done, nicely fucking done!” then getting a grand slam at the Dutch gp and setting off the fireworks then its “Oscar this is a bit like Hungary” in Monza and the swap and then Baku and “I’m only human” and then Singapore with the first lap contact and “that wasn’t very team like” and McLaren celebrating on the podium while he watches from the media pen and then US stretch and losing the lead and then “for my own pride, ego and opportunities, I want to win the next two races” and then winning the sprint in Qatar and “I think this is the most fun I’ve had in an F1 car so thank you!” to McLaren’s strategy and “Speechless.” and only 4 members showing up to the podium and Abu Dhabi and the first lap overtake and “How do I win this race?” and his strategy being sacrificed and “What a team player! We go again next year!” and and and

It’s so crazy how it’s almost like ojp was built to be appealing to weird old men like he looks like a girl with his blushy and soft cheeks, has pink lips and bunny teeth, big brown eyes, a tiny waist, thick thighs and a bubble butt BUT his personality isn’t overtly feminine at all and obviously he has a manly job that gives weird old men with weird complexes an excuse to be around him and be comfortable with liking him